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bearswitness wrote in asgardeventide
I hope you all plan to start laughing and crying soon. Apparently that's what's expected of us and I don't know about the rest of you but I hate it here already. So get to it. Maybe they'll send us back sooner.

Or maybe they won't. Has anyone seen a bench I could wait all this out on? By a window maybe. I would prefer cushions if it's going to be over 7 years, but stone will do.

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Only laughing and crying?

That's what the letter said yes.

Surely there are other emotions that would do just as well.

I'm the wrong person to ask seeing as I neither set the rules nor care to learn them properly.

From which house do you hail from?

Are everyone from Hel as uncaring about the rules?

Do I look like everyone from Hel to you?

You look like a group of words.

Well I can assure you I'm not and you'd better aim your question elsewhere.

Another one, then.

Do you give everyone else as much difficulty with questions?

Only when they're stupid questions.

You have stringent judgments, Witness.

I assure you that I am not.

Do you speak often to horses who can write?

That would depend on whether or not the one I met earlier can write.

You're the writer, aren't you.

[ oh my god eshkol you amuse him so much. SO MUCH GRUMPINESS. seriously you're like elrond-lite. ]

I believe so, though I have never been described as such.

Will you tell me more about the horse you met?

I distinctly remember that you were infuriating.

[ which is to say NO HE WILL NOT B( ]

Don't get uppity I haven't met you since then have I? "Were" is applicable.

Nevertheless.

Will you now tell me of the horse?

Will you stop being uppity?

I have to understand what you mean by that word first, Witness.

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